Hey Edward Cullen,What's it like to be a vampire? Oh god how I wish you were real. I'll gladly be your meal. Now I'm waiting in Forks High School. Asked some guy to run me over with his van. Waiting for your helping hand. Alice came to visit me, she dressed me up for prom you see. I broke my leg so I could have a cast. I finally got a date today. Oh Edward please bite me. Oh Edward marry me. This is so funny. hahahah